oldjamey
12/7/2017 - 6:36 PM

say

josh prank

#!/bin/bash

osascript -e "set volume 7"
say -v Victoria 'JOSH has an imPORtant anNOUNCEment to-make'
sleep 1
say -v Whisper 'i have a SECRET to tell EVERYONE'
sleep 1
say -v 'Good News' 'i have no testickuls'
sleep 1
say -v 'Pipe Organ' 'but WAIT. theres MORE.'
sleep 1
say -v Junior 'NO one gets to work from home. you are all MOUTH-BREATHERS. get back to WORK.'
sleep 1
say -v Bells 'goodbye bitches'