print "Welcome to Facepalm! How epik is the fail, on a scale of 1-5, with 1 being a small fail, and 5 being 'EFFING HUGE!'?"
STDOUT.flush
value = gets.to_i
if value == 1
puts "Dude,seriously? If you're going to fail, please faile. *facepalm*."
elsif value == 2
puts "Dude...?? *facepalm*"
elsif value == 3
puts "DUDE. HOW COUlD YOU? *HEADDESK*"
elsif value == 4
puts "................... NOOOOOOO!"
elsif value == 5
puts "........................................... DUDE. *jumps off a cliff*"
end