Chuck Norris React
'use strict';
const express = require('express');
const app = express();
const jwt = require('express-jwt');
const jwks = require('jwks-rsa');
const cors = require('cors');
const bodyParser = require('body-parser');
app.use(bodyParser.json());
app.use(bodyParser.urlencoded({ extended: true }));
app.use(cors());
const authCheck = jwt({
secret: jwks.expressJwtSecret({
cache: true,
rateLimit: true,
jwksRequestsPerMinute: 5,
// YOUR-AUTH0-DOMAIN name e.g https://prosper.auth0.com
jwksUri: "{YOUR-AUTH0-DOMAIN}/.well-known/jwks.json"
}),
// This is the identifier we set when we created the API
audience: '{YOUR-API-AUDIENCE-ATTRIBUTE}',
issuer: '{YOUR-AUTH0-DOMAIN}',
algorithms: ['RS256']
});
app.get('/api/jokes/food', (req, res) => {
let foodJokes = [
{
id: 99991,
joke: "When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."
},
{
id: 99992,
joke: 'When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.'
},
{
id: 99993,
joke: 'Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.'
},
{
id: 99994,
joke: "Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood."
},
{
id: 99995,
joke: "Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
},
{
id: 99996,
joke: 'When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.'
}
];
res.json(foodJokes);
})
app.get('/api/jokes/celebrity', authCheck, (req,res) => {
let CelebrityJokes = [
{
id: 88881,
joke: 'As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."'
},
{
id: 88882,
joke: "Chuck Norris only let's Charlie Sheen think he is winning. Chuck won a long time ago."
},
{
id: 88883,
joke: 'Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.'
},
{
id: 88884,
joke: 'Each time you rate this, Chuck Norris hits Obama with Charlie Sheen and says, "Who is winning now?!"'
},
{
id: 88885,
joke: "For Charlie Sheen winning is just wishful thinking. For Chuck Norris it's a way of life."
},
{
id: 88886,
joke: "Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris."
}
];
res.json(CelebrityJokes);
})
app.listen(3333);
console.log('Listening on localhost:3333');