prisskreative
10/4/2017 - 5:33 PM

Chuck Norris React

Chuck Norris React

'use strict';
 
const express = require('express');
const app = express();
const jwt = require('express-jwt');
const jwks = require('jwks-rsa');
const cors = require('cors');
const bodyParser = require('body-parser');
 
app.use(bodyParser.json());
app.use(bodyParser.urlencoded({ extended: true }));
app.use(cors());
 
const authCheck = jwt({
  secret: jwks.expressJwtSecret({
        cache: true,
        rateLimit: true,
        jwksRequestsPerMinute: 5,
        // YOUR-AUTH0-DOMAIN name e.g https://prosper.auth0.com
        jwksUri: "{YOUR-AUTH0-DOMAIN}/.well-known/jwks.json"
    }),
    // This is the identifier we set when we created the API
    audience: '{YOUR-API-AUDIENCE-ATTRIBUTE}',
    issuer: '{YOUR-AUTH0-DOMAIN}',
    algorithms: ['RS256']
});
 
app.get('/api/jokes/food', (req, res) => {
  let foodJokes = [
  {
    id: 99991,
    joke: "When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."
  },
  {
    id: 99992,
    joke: 'When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.'
  },
  {
    id: 99993,
    joke: 'Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.'
  },
  {
    id: 99994,
    joke: "Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood."
  },
  {
    id: 99995,
    joke: "Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
  },
  {
    id: 99996,
    joke: 'When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.'
  }
  ];
  res.json(foodJokes);
})
 
app.get('/api/jokes/celebrity', authCheck, (req,res) => {
  let CelebrityJokes = [
  {
    id: 88881,
    joke: 'As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."'
  },
  {
    id: 88882,
    joke: "Chuck Norris only let's Charlie Sheen think he is winning. Chuck won a long time ago."
  },
  {
    id: 88883,
    joke: 'Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.'
  },
  {
    id: 88884,
    joke: 'Each time you rate this, Chuck Norris hits Obama with Charlie Sheen and says, "Who is winning now?!"'
  },
  {
    id: 88885,
    joke: "For Charlie Sheen winning is just wishful thinking. For Chuck Norris it's a way of life."
  },
  {
    id: 88886,
    joke: "Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris."
  }
  ];
  res.json(CelebrityJokes);
})
 
app.listen(3333);
console.log('Listening on localhost:3333');