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#normal, rational human beings with no religious agenda
class Marriage < ActiveRecord::Base
  validates :human_one, :human_two, :presence => true
end

#standard GOP/Fundamentalist Model
class Marriage < ActiveRecord::Base
  validates :husband, :uniqueness => true, :presence => true, 
            :male => true, :message => "It's ADAM, not MADAM"
  validates :wife, :uniqueness => true, :presence => true, 
            :female => true, :message => "It's EVE, not STEVE"
end

#John Huntsman Model
class Marriage < ActiveRecord::Base
  validates :man, :woman, :uniqueness => true, :presence => true
  validates :kids, :numericality => { :greater_than_or_equal_to => 10}
end

#Newt Gingrich Model
class Marriage < ActiveRecord::Base
  validates :husband, :presence => true, :male => true
  validates :wife, :presence => true, :uniqueness => true, :female => true
  validates :active, :presence => true 
end

#Mitt Romney Models
class Marriage < ActiveRecord::Base
  validates :husband, :presence => true, :male => true
  validates :wife, :presence => true, :uniqueness => true, :female => true
end

class CivilUnion < ActiveRecord::Base
  validates :person_one, :person_two, :presence => true, :uniqueness => true
  validates :designation, :exclusion => {:in => %w(marriage), 
            :message => "Cannot be called 'Marriage', please come up with something else!"}
end

#Rick Santorum Models
class Marriage < ActiveRecord::Base
  validates :man, :woman, :uniqueness => true, :presence => true
end

class CivilUnion < ActiveRecord::Base
  raise "will never be implemented, burn in the fires of hell sinner"
end