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<?php

/************************************************  WORDPRESS WHITELABEING GOODNESS  ****************************************/ 

/**REBRAND WP LOGIN**/
function my_custom_login() { 
echo '<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="' . get_bloginfo('template_directory') . '/path/to/custom_admin.css" />';
}
add_action('login_head', 'my_custom_login');

function new_wp_login_url() {
    echo bloginfo('url');
}

function new_wp_login_title() {
    echo 'Powered by ' . get_option('blogname');
}

add_filter('login_headerurl', 'new_wp_login_url');
add_filter('login_headertitle', 'new_wp_login_title');
/** END REBRAND WP LOGIN **/


/**REPLACE WP LOGO**/
function custom_admin_css() {
echo '<link rel="stylesheet" id="custom_admin" type="text/css" href="' . get_bloginfo('template_directory') . '/custom/custom_admin.css" />';
}

add_action('admin_head','custom_admin_css');
/**END REPLACE WP LOGO**/


/**REPLACE FOOTER TEXT**/
function filter_footer_admin() { ?>
Coerced by <a href="#">Secret Stache Media</a> | Built with <a href="http://wordpress.org">WordPress</a> and <a href="http://diythemes.com">Thesis</a>     
<?php }

add_filter('admin_footer_text', 'filter_footer_admin');
/**END REPLACE FOOTER TEXT**/


/**REPLACE HOWDY**/
// Customize:
$nohowdy = "Welcome Back";

// Hook in
if (is_admin()) {
add_action('init', 'ozh_nohowdy_h');
add_action('admin_footer', 'ozh_nohowdy_f');
}

// Load jQuery
function ozh_nohowdy_h() {
wp_enqueue_script('jquery');
}

// Modify
function ozh_nohowdy_f() {
global $nohowdy;
echo <<<JS
<script type="text/javascript">
//<![CDATA[
var nohowdy = "$nohowdy";
jQuery('#user_info p')
.html(
jQuery('#user_info p')
.html()
.replace(/Howdy/,nohowdy)
);
//]]>
JS;
}
/**END REPLACE HOWDY**/


/** REMOVE DASHBOARD WIDGETS **/
function remove_dashboard_widgets() {

global $wp_meta_boxes;

unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['side']['core']['dashboard_quick_press']);
unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['normal']['core']['dashboard_incoming_links']);
//unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['normal']['core']['dashboard_right_now']);
//unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['normal']['core']['dashboard_recent_comments']);
unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['normal']['core']['dashboard_plugins']);
unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['side']['core']['dashboard_quick_press']);
unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['side']['core']['dashboard_recent_drafts']);
unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['side']['core']['dashboard_primary']);
unset($wp_meta_boxes['dashboard']['side']['core']['dashboard_secondary']);

remove_action( 'wp_version_check', 'wp_version_check' );
remove_action( 'admin_init', '_maybe_update_core' );
add_filter( 'pre_transient_update_core', create_function( '$a', "return null;" ) );

} 
add_action('wp_dashboard_setup', 'remove_dashboard_widgets' );
/** END REMOVE DASHBOARD WIDGETS **/


/** INSERT CUSTOM DASHBOARD WIDGETS **/
function tutorial_dashboard() {
?>
<h4>Adding Images</h4>
<p>From the Post or Page Edit Screen look for the Icons to the right of "Upload/Insert."  Click on the first Icon and follow the instructions on screen</p>
<h4>Adding Gallery Images</h4>
<p><a href="#">Adding Gallery Video Tutorial</a>
<h4>Cheat Sheats</h4>
<p><a href="#">Download</a> a Hard Copy of the WordPress Cheat Sheat</p>
<?php }
 
function tutorial_dashboard_setup() {
wp_add_dashboard_widget( 'tutorial_dashboard', __( 'Tutorial Dashboard Title' ), 'tutorial_dashboard' );
}

add_action('wp_dashboard_setup', 'tutorial_dashboard_setup');
/** END INSERT CUSTOM DASHBOARD WIDGETS **/